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I am Now Qualified to Break Into Your Car

As of 12:02 tonight, if you lock your keys in your car, I can totally get them out for you…provided that your keys are:

1. In your Drivers or Passengers seat
2. You have a spade that I can bend handy
3. I am allowed to destroy the paint around your door, and possibly bend it beyond repair.

And I can offer this service for the low, low price of: Gas to get to your location + 1 Taco Bell value meal. Pretty sweet deal, huh?

How did I come upon this new skill, you may ask. Well, I’ll tell you. Read more »

Posting Problems

I’m having some problems getting Wordpress to post some content. Hopefully I’ll get it resolved soon. Whenever I try to publish a post, I get a 404 error. Weird. It makes me angry. Something about the word Union. Maybe Select too?, No, select works. What about .htaccess ? Yes, that works too. Seems to be just Union.

It turns out it was a false positive with mod_security on my host. Oopsie!